Another attempt by the democrats to unite has
proved abortive. Or rather an
attempt by their leaders.
Boris Nemtsov explained this failure on TV, saying with a jeer
bride who is past her prime is too capricious and choosy.
- Do you mean Yavlinsky here? - asked the Anchor.
Nemtsov fidgeted and assumed a shifty expression, but didn't
answer yes or
no. However, everybody understood that he clearly meant to say
As soon as the spectre of elections appear on the horizon, obscenities
the bride being "past her prime" immediately appear
in many newspapers, as
if on command. Obviously the organizers of these publications
this is the most powerful weapon against YABLOKO.
It is unimportant whether Nemtsov hooked on to this from his
invented it on his own. As this is the main argument, let us take
look, while sticking with the proposed vocabulary and style of
We are talking about the union of the main democratic parties:
the Union of Right-Wing Forces (SPS). Nemtsov is angry with his
means that he must be the groom.
He is behaving very indecently. A real man doesn't publicly disgrace
bride. And the bride (and Yavlinsky was once the champion boxer
should slap such a groom in the face.
Nemtsov the groom was speaking about the age of his bride with
lascivious grim of a lover of nubile young girls. But youth does
constitute an advantage for a political union, and baseness is
Is the groom young? SPS is a young name. But look at its five
heads - these
are all old well-known acquaintances: two former prime ministers,
first deputy prime ministers and one lady of no specific age.
responsible for eliminating the population's savings, vouchers,
in 1998 and an infamous attempt to switch to Volga cars (Ed. Allusion
Nemtsov's populist call to all state officials to switch from
to Russian Volgas, manufactured in Nizhni Novgorod. Nemtsov was
The groom, now called SPS, used to call himself "The Democratic
Russia". He has been asking for his bride's hand since 1995.
And every time
he is turned down, he becomes petulant: the bride is old, slow-witted,
But if she is so bad, then why do you keep chasing her? She is
after her groom, you are chasing her. First Yegor Gaidar prevailed
then Chubais, and now Nemtsov.
Wait a minute, what is the sex of the groom? Logically female.
She has been
sleeping with everyone - Yeltsin, Lebed, Berezovsky and Putin
and has also
constantly slept with the IMF.
No, the SPS is the bride, an experienced woman, who has slept
learned all the positions and earned money. It is not surprising
members of the SPS (the most loyal and oldest supporters of Gaidar)
Berezovsky. And then they publicly confessed that it was a marriage
convenience. This was strictly in line with a Russian proverb
and drinking they called him gentle names, and when they finished,
farewell, you outcast."
Yes, Nemtsov wears trousers, but everyone can wear trousers now.
the poor solders on the horizontal bars, didn't he? But if they
had been fed
as he has been, had the same sporting equipment and massageurs...
No, if you go with the logic and indecent coquetry, under all
secondary political signs SPS is a lady, who is distasteful in
How could anyone bond with her?
She has been calling the groom-Yavlinsky - a bride and talked
about him with
undisclosed hatred. It is quite obvious that she does not share
with YABLOKO. She only wants his money and votes.
The political leaders don't need to unite: their voters should.
If we talk
about the parties... It is improper to pour cognac and cheap wine
bottle - you should compete for clients.
And the one selling cognac should realise that cheap wine sells
That is why it is so cheap.
State Duma elections